The Anti-Upgrader
Send me your skins and I'll send you back
something even worse. Guaranteed.
Devastatingly simple.
Pick your nicest skins — a knife, gloves, whatever. Send them via trade offer. We won't stop you.
We carefully search for something equally terrible from the collection. We always find it.
You get back something virtually worthless. A 3-cent consumer grade, a cheap case, a broken spray. Pure disappointment.
Our most satisfied customers.
Industry leaders. Verified victims.
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Send your skins and get back
something worth nothing. That's the whole deal.
By clicking you acknowledge you are willingly doing this to yourself.
It's a meme/parody site. Not an actual trading service. If you send skins that's entirely your own decision. This exists purely as a joke.
Maybe you're bored. Maybe you hate having nice things. Maybe you just want to donate. All valid. No judgement.
Something worth basically nothing. A cheap case, a $0.03 skin, whatever's at the bottom of the barrel.
At upgrader.pro there's a chance you win. Here it's 100% guaranteed you lose. So technically we're the more honest option.